No, no, not Temptation Island the TV series. Temptation Island the Joey Gosiengfiao obra maestra. Don't quote me, though. I read it somewhere, but now I can't find the source.
The tricycle drove out of Laoag City, and onto a kind of dirt road. We saw sand dunes by the side of the road, and wondered, "What's the big deal?" After a while, we started seeing houses with artesian wells. Hmmm... We turned back and stopped on a little rise.
Bunny Rabbit started taking pictures-- out of optimism, I think. I was still wondering about the so-called desert of the north. Why was it so small?
We decided to walk towards the sea. Walking, walking, walking. After a while, we couldn't see our tricycle anymore.
Read this next bit carefully: Outside of Boracay, the sand is always, always hot. Do not attempt to go barefoot. Do not wear your fancy Havaianas or Ipanemas.